Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Women Don't Like My Job?

I'm a research scientist and I work for a consumer products company. Most of my job is to test things like glue, shampoo, soap, and conditioners on dogs, cats, and primates to gauge toxicity levels. To do this we usually inject or force feed it to them in measured amounts to see how much of it results in a fatal dose to the animal.





My problem is that usually when I meet a woman, I tell her that I “work with animals.” They always want to know more, and sometimes they get offended with what I actually do for a living. How can I be honest about my job without getting people all riled up?

Women Don't Like My Job?
Honestly i dont think there is any way around that job. Any attractive woman loves animals and what you are doing to them is horrible. It makes me sick what you do just to let you know. No animal deserves that.
Reply:These women that are responding are idiots, If we don't test **** on animals then we have to use humans, Would you rather a Human die or an Animal die.. cmon ladies stop being rediculous animals have and always will be subject to testing for new cures to cancers and diseases(and other products we use on a daily basis). Any woman who can't understand that is dumb.
Reply:omg what women wouldnt like your job?!


your testing items on animals!!!!


that is really messed up and mean
Reply:I think your job sounds really fascinating! If girls' reactions are that of disgust, then clearly they are not cerebral enough to appreciate the importance of what you do.





My advice, rather than saying "work with animals" (because that implies zoologist, zoo keeper, etc.) maybe you should tell them "research scientist" ... because dude, that just sounds hot.
Reply:you cant, because you job is NOT honest. it might be your lack of morals and cruel disposition that turns them off...DUUH! get a new job, what the hell is wrong with you? im disgusted...and id be surprised if you have a high school diploma ;]





btw, it takes a really f'ed up person to hurt and kill animals on a regular basis. i suggest therapy right away, what did your parents do to you?
Reply:That is really mean, what you do to animals, what woman would want to date someone who hurts living things like that.
Reply:Well, I'm an avid animal lover so I would cringe at the thought of dating you. I'm sure you're a well rounded person in general, but don't you feel any sort of wrongness for what you are doing?





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Reply:I would just say you are a research scientist. At least you have a job, there are plenty of guys out there that don't. Keep looking one day you will find a woman that appreciates that. Its hard because so many woman are animal lovers but they need to get to know you and not judge you for trying to make a living.
Reply:gosh i wouldnt date you either!





just tell them that your a research scientist and you test different products





THE END
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